Pappu Apne Papa Ki Shadi Ki Vidio Dekhte Hue Bola: "Mujhe Bhi Aapki Shadi Ki Tarah Apni Shadi Men Item Garls Nachwani Hain" Santa: Haramkhor Yah Teri Bua Aur Mausiya Hain
Pappu: Main Jab Subah Uthta Hu To Mujhe Sabse Pahle Tumharaa Dhyan Aata Hai Garlfrend: Banti Bhi Mujhse Yahi Kahta Hai Pappu: To Kya Hua Main Banti Se Jaldi Uthta Hu
Banti Pappu Se: Tumhare Pitaji Ka Naam Kamal Hai Kya? Pappu: Nahin To Tumse Kisne Kaha? Banti: Kal Sar Kah Rahe The Ki Pappu Kamal Ka Ladka Hai
Banti: Main Zindagi Men Kuch Bada Aur Safsuthara Karna Chahta Hu Pappu: To Tu Ek Hathi Ko Nahla De Vo Bada Bhi Hai Aur Saf Bhi Ho Jayega
Pappu Apni Maa Se Buri Tarah Se Pitne Ke Baad Apne Papa Ke Paas Gaya Aur Pucha "Aap Kabhi Pakistan Gae Ho?" Santa: Nahin Beta Pappu: Kabhi Afghanistan Gae Ho? Santa: Nahin Beta Pappu: To Fir Yah Aatankvadi Item Kahan Se Laye?
Santa : Sunati Ho Meri Maa I Hai Jito: To Kaunsi Nayi Baat Hain Unka To Roj Ka Hi Kaam Hai Ab Kyon Aayi Hain? Santa : Are Ma Paanch Kilo Pyaaj Bhi Laayi Hai Jito: Aap Bhi Na Pahle Bolna Tha Na Maa Ji Aayi Hai Badi Mushkil Se To Badon Ka Pyaar Aur Aashirwad Nasib Hota Hai